BEAVIS's definitions

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004

aks

A mispronunciation of the word "ask." Commonly used by African-American's.

Black guy: Yo G Homie! Get ova herr! I gotta aks you a question!

by Beavis December 21, 2004

bunk

really bad pot

marijuana that was swept off the floor and has dog hair and carpet fuzzies in it

ditch weed

if you smoke that bunk you'll just get a bas headache

by Beavis December 6, 2003

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

Religion

THe reason why we still haven't built colonies on the Moon and Mars by now.

It really sucks that politics and religion are both mutual.

by Beavis July 12, 2003

the episcopal academy

some little bitch goes here, klu klux kliff

reason for not fighting, "it's a waste of my time." what a pussy

by beavis March 23, 2005

volence

Always gets the job done.

The 8-track wouldn't fit in the VCR, so I used some violence with a baseball bat to get it in.

by Beavis September 10, 2003