Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

Vacuum-Job 

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

Vacuum-Job by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

butthole 69 

Only capaple of performace when you have an artificial neck.

I bent my artificial-neck backwards and we butthole-69ed til the blood rushed into my brain.

butthole 69 by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

ooky mouth

A game in which you each take turns in spitting in each others mouths, as the giver spits into the mouth of the receiver, the receiver has to try to say 'ooky mouth' with a mouthful of the giver's spit.

ooky mouth by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

rash 

*lubricant

rash by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

rash 

what appears on ones penis when one doesn't apply pubricant before shoving one's penis into one's ass.

rash by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

jelly 

goo, cum, semen

jelly by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

g2g 

Got to Go.

See gtg

g2g cya

g2g bai

g2g by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003