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Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.

My ADSL is fucking up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

homestarrish

Anything childish or relating to childism.

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by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

Your Uncle Gus

A 'your mom' insult against a European.

<Klondyke> Fuckle your uncle Gus, italian pizza boy!
<Italy> Who?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

crackabum

A buttocks that has been cracked from several cases of sledge-hammeration.
See S&M.

She got a crackabum after being smashed in the arse with an enormous sledge hammer.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

chupacabra

A creature also known as a 'Goat Sucker' simply because it drains the blood and body fluids out of goats, leaving them dry and lifeless.
Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo.

I think I saw a chupacabra in that car park.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Morgasm

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.

Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003