BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

large ugly demons possessing human bodies

1. Women who act innocent, but slut about with every man or woman.
2. Fat whores on Jerry Springer/Maury/Jenny Jones etc.

Most feminists are large ugly demons possessing human bodies

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Have You No Friends?

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"

<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

404'd

Homestarrunner.com's way of showing you fools how to use the internet... 404ing your ass!

<CHILDREN!> 404'd!
<Ugly> Ow, my browser!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

RuralDictionary.com

A dictionary that showcases words of the countryside.

Hillbilly
Pitch Fork
Livestock
Grain
Grazing
Manure

- Some examples of the Rural Dictionary's words.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

Fishbulb

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003