tragic

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

beat

The strong combination of sound and silence that makes up the deep, repeated sound heard during a piece of music. Heard most easily in R&B and Rap.

I'm trapped in a beat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

ROFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

Rhymes with 'waffle'.

ROFL!!!!1 u r teh FUNi!11 i lub u <3

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 29, 2003

Phewlish

To be a phewl

Phewlish one told me to screw me!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

butthole 69

Only capaple of performace when you have an artificial neck.

I bent my artificial-neck backwards and we butthole-69ed til the blood rushed into my brain.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

kwijibo

A fat, balding north-american ape

'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.

by Bastardized Bottomburp February 14, 2006

butt doobie

The toilet roll located up the ass of the large Kraid-phewl. Irreplacable. Priceless.

Kraid's butt-doobie is bulging today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003