BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

tubby

one who is rotund

Daniel is a tubby fool, as is Marshall and Adley.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.

<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

floccinaucinihilipilification

Longer than antidisestablishmentarianism, and therefore special.

Look at me! I am floccinaucinihilipilification! I am so special on this day.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 30, 2003

nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

wonderboy

Tenacious D creation. Uses mind-bullets (telekinesis) and 'fills the crevasse with his magic juice'.

Wonderboy! What is the secret of your power? Wonderboy! Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muckiness?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

enchanting

adj. Something something that has the power to enchant, humbling.

Timmy let out an enchanting bottomburp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003