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Cowboy Chip

When at a casino and you throw a chip at someone and tell them to get a blackjack book and leave the table because they have no fucking idea what they are doing....
Hey! Cowboy...here's a $25 chip...go buy a book on blackjack and come back when you know what the fuck you are doing - you have cost me $400 in 20 minutes....

Ben threw a Cowboy chip at an old lady and told her to leave the table...
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
mugGet the Cowboy Chipmug.

Box On Stilts

Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.
Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.

Yea, Box on Stilts...
by B. Hanback April 16, 2009
mugGet the Box On Stiltsmug.

Pot Butter

To melt butter with pot for popcorn, brownies, or spreadin on muffins....
let's make some pot butter so we have enough to make brownies this weekend!
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
mugGet the Pot Buttermug.

ficeps

Fat triceps. The floppy fatty back area of the upper arm. Usually caused by not exercising or just being plain fat.
Damn, the lady in the checkout line had some big floppy ficeps...she should NOT be wearing a tank top!
by B. Hanback January 18, 2008
mugGet the ficepsmug.

Piranha Tank

Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.
Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?

Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.

Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.

Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.
by B. Hanback April 3, 2008
mugGet the Piranha Tankmug.

Project Clean Up

Term used to describe a girl or a girlfriend or a prosepective girlfriend with minor flaws - with the thought that they could be cleaned up they would be worth dating or going out with or even marrying...
How was your date last night?

Good, but she needs fake tits, a gym membership and a decent apartment...

Project Clean Up?

Yea....
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
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Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009
mugGet the Crime Scenemug.

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