B. Hanback's definitions

Redneck Waterfall

the drool of spit and tobacco running down the chin of a redneck that is chewing tobacco

Bryan was telling us about the whitecaps out on the lake but I could not take my eyes off his redneck waterfall...

by B. Hanback August 27, 2008

Canine cologne

Dog Piss.

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

by B. Hanback September 28, 2008

Snip Snip

A vasectomy

Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip

Babe, puck a condom on....

Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck

by B. Hanback October 4, 2008

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Spotlights

Big tits.

Did you see the spotlights on her?

yea, bout knocked me over...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Snow Day

Term for when you are so hung over and drunk the night before work or school you just say "fuck it" and don't show up.

It's 3 am...we need to head home...

Dude, tomorrow is a snow day for me...I aint going to work...

Lauren was doing shots at 4 am and knew Thursday was going to be a snow day!

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Tampa Fade

Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...

Where did Chris and Keith go?

They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...

Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009