blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

Petco Zoo

The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.

Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!

My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Lobbies

Slang or short for Lobsters

Bro, I am starving...

Let's get some lobbies and beer at The Palm

Cool

by B. Hanback May 16, 2008

Firecracker Mouth

someone with fucked up teeth; as if a firecracker went off in their mouth

Dude, did you see her teeth - they were fucked up!

Yea, firecracker mouth....she won't have problems with those peanut shells...

by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.

Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...

by B. Hanback August 04, 2008

Golden Arm

The person who has the ability to pay for dinner or the tab - the one who has the money or corporate credit card

Let's grab Brian for dinner - he has the Golden Arm

what do you mean?

He has a corporate AMEX and will pay for dinner

Yea, call Brian!

by B. Hanback January 22, 2009

aunt jemima tits

Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.

look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!

by b. hanback February 17, 2008