Definitions by B. Hanback

Redneck Waterfall 

the drool of spit and tobacco running down the chin of a redneck that is chewing tobacco

Bryan was telling us about the whitecaps out on the lake but I could not take my eyes off his redneck waterfall...

Redneck Waterfall by B. Hanback August 27, 2008

Flavor Mist

The misty wall of cologne and/or body spray that you walk through while getting ready to go out.

DJ sprayed his Platinum cologne and AXE body spray in the air and walked through the flavor mist...he had a smokin hot date.

Flavor Mist by B. Hanback August 20, 2008

Cellparation Anxiety 

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.

I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.

Cellparation Anxiety by B. Hanback August 19, 2008

Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.

Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...

Guacoma by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

On The List 

Phrase used when going to a VIP event or club...whether you actually ARE or ARE NOT on the list.

Dude, we are never going to get in the Kid Rock party...

Bro, my girl is working the door and we are on the list....dont worry.

On The List by B. Hanback August 4, 2008

Biker's Crack 

Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.

Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.

Biker's Crack by B. Hanback June 28, 2008

Automatic Family 

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

Automatic Family by B. Hanback May 21, 2008