Definitions by Awesomes007
Homeymoon
After Odie and Phil met at the race track, they went on a homeymoon to Vegas together and drowned a dancer in a tub.
Homeymoon by Awesomes007 January 7, 2019
credit card roulette
A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.
We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.
credit card roulette by Awesomes007 July 22, 2008
Spagacos
"Hey TJ, do you want to grab some sushi or maybe a sandwich?"
"No thanks, I'm going to Sonic to grab Spagaco meal that has six Spagacos, gigantic tater-wedges, and the 134 oz liquid-lard soda. Did you know they ship them pre-stuffed with Spaghettios and frozen so they can just throw them in the fryer? They're almost as good as the tacos at Jack-in-the-Box."
"No thanks, I'm going to Sonic to grab Spagaco meal that has six Spagacos, gigantic tater-wedges, and the 134 oz liquid-lard soda. Did you know they ship them pre-stuffed with Spaghettios and frozen so they can just throw them in the fryer? They're almost as good as the tacos at Jack-in-the-Box."
Spagacos by Awesomes007 December 14, 2007
AFLO
Another Fucking Learning Opportunity. A joking way of looking at challenging life experiences as Learning Opportunities instead of "problems."
My friend got pissed at me when I mentioned he was dating girls off the internet. I guess it was AFLO. Geez, some dudes are so uptight.
AFLO by Awesomes007 January 25, 2007
furp
furp by Awesomes007 September 14, 2006
rectangicle
A small, gray, rectangle space that a modern office worker shares with another worker - thus, a rectangicle instead of a cubicle.
"Hey Joe, is anyone sitting in your cube with you?"
"Nope, the seat is yours. And it's a rectangicle, not a cubicle."
"Nope, the seat is yours. And it's a rectangicle, not a cubicle."
rectangicle by Awesomes007 August 26, 2006