Awesomes007 's definitions

rectangicle

A small, gray, rectangle space that a modern office worker shares with another worker - thus, a rectangicle instead of a cubicle.

"Hey Joe, is anyone sitting in your cube with you?"

"Nope, the seat is yours. And it's a rectangicle, not a cubicle."

by Awesomes007 August 26, 2006

furp

A burp following the consumption of fish or fish oil capsules.

"Oh, got the furps. I need to stop taking that omega 3 crap."

by Awesomes007 September 14, 2006

Homeymoon

The first overnight trip taken by two, new male friends.

After Odie and Phil met at the race track, they went on a homeymoon to Vegas together and drowned a dancer in a tub.

by Awesomes007 January 7, 2019

credit card roulette

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.

We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.

by Awesomes007 April 26, 2006

AFLO

Another Fucking Learning Opportunity. A joking way of looking at challenging life experiences as Learning Opportunities instead of "problems."

My friend got pissed at me when I mentioned he was dating girls off the internet. I guess it was AFLO. Geez, some dudes are so uptight.

by Awesomes007 January 25, 2007

nanostein

1. A measurement of knowledge used to gauge learning.
2. One billionth of Albert Einstein's knowledge.

Joey doesn't know transact-SQL. He better start learning the complex query language one nanostein at a time.

by Awesomes007 January 4, 2006

credit card roulette

A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.

We played credit card roulette at breakfast and DJ's card was the last one picked. He had to pick up the 200 dollar tab and since he is unemployed the California taxpayers provided the meal.

by Awesomes007 July 22, 2008