Definitions by Austin Pealy

milking the moose 

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

milking the moose by Austin Pealy January 27, 2012

vag scab 

(n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease

Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!

vag scab by Austin Pealy March 21, 2011

turkey tossing 

Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.

Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!

turkey tossing by Austin Pealy November 28, 2010

bento box 

(v): The act of farting in the gondola ride up Mount Fuji.

"Oh crap, Joe, did you just bento box this gondola? Banzaii!!"

bento box by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

toaster oven 

(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.

"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"

toaster oven by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

lazy susan 

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

lazy susan by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

homeless balls 

(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.

"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"

homeless balls by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009