berta

The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.

This berta is going to kill me!

by Austin Pealy August 08, 2006

Camel Tongue

(N) A tongue found between a camel toe.

I was so pissed to find my roomate in a camel tongue with my girlfriend.

by Austin Pealy February 19, 2007

meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Beefy 5 layer

(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.

Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!

by Austin Pealy April 25, 2016

Bloody Trumpet

N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.

Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!

by Austin Pealy June 19, 2014

milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

by Austin Pealy January 16, 2012

felchulance

(V). The act of farting in your partner's face during the act of felching.

Mike, you asshole...get that felchulance under control. It stinks back here!

by Austin Pealy February 17, 2014