silent majority

A word used by the loud, gerrymandered minority with entirely too much power to refer to themselves.

"WERRR THE SSILENT MAJORITY LIBS THESE COLORS DONT RUN EAGLE PATRIOT"
"ok"
"WATS MAD LIBS TRIGGERED OWNED THE LIBS JESUS CHRISTMAS WAR"
"be more silent"
"OMG ITS LITERALLY 1984 NAPOLEON SNOWFLAKE FARMER JOHN"

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 21, 2020

blanchard

Of a scientist, to attempt to revive their discredited work by latching onto conspiracy theories instead of gracefully bowing out and dying with dignity.

"Welp, looks like Ray's trying to blanchard his trans typology back into relevance."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018

Trumpalumpa

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.

"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018

conservative

A general-purpose word for placing one's scumbaggery beyond criticism.

"I think we should just blow the whole Middle East up with nukes and build a theme park in place of Israel/Palestine."

"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."

"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 21, 2018

detrumpization

A series of political reforms that will follow the end of the reign of Trump and his surrogates (Pence, etc.). The reforms will consist of changing or removing key institutions that helped Trump hold power: the cult of personality that surrounded him, the Trumpist political system, and the system of immigrant camps, black-ops sites, and criminal justice system more authoritarian than the Gulags, all of which had either been created by him or revived when they were being phased out. The reforms might also include a presidential annulment of Trump's entire illegitimate presidency.

Can't wait for detrumpization.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 19, 2018

originalism

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead

Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

conspiracy fallacy

A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.

"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 31, 2020