Definitions by Aunt Tifa Lockhart

MAGA hat 

A fedora that has aged but not matured.

*tips MAGA hat*

MAGA hat by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2018

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi 

What Trump desperately wants May Day to be.

"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."

Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018

detrumpization 

A series of political reforms that will follow the end of the reign of Trump and his surrogates (Pence, etc.). The reforms will consist of changing or removing key institutions that helped Trump hold power: the cult of personality that surrounded him, the Trumpist political system, and the system of immigrant camps, black-ops sites, and criminal justice system more authoritarian than the Gulags, all of which had either been created by him or revived when they were being phased out. The reforms might also include a presidential annulment of Trump's entire illegitimate presidency.

Can't wait for detrumpization.

detrumpization by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 19, 2018

Trumpalumpa 

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.

"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."

Trumpalumpa by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018

blanchard 

Of a scientist, to attempt to revive their discredited work by latching onto conspiracy theories instead of gracefully bowing out and dying with dignity.

"Welp, looks like Ray's trying to blanchard his trans typology back into relevance."

blanchard by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018

conservative 

A general-purpose word for placing one's scumbaggery beyond criticism.

"I think we should just blow the whole Middle East up with nukes and build a theme park in place of Israel/Palestine."

"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."

"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."

conservative by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 21, 2018

values voter 

A member of the only group of people trying to impose religious law on the United States.

"Our country is besieged by fundamentalists trying to subject it to religious law! They will force women to submit to men and put gay people to death!"
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."

values voter by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 7, 2017