Aunt Tifa Lockhart's definitions

butt hunter's emails

Emails of a butt hunter. Often addressed to buttery males.

"What do you think the biggest issue is of 2020?" I asked.

"Butt hunter's emails," replied the buttery males in unison.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 1, 2020

values voter

A member of the only group of people trying to impose religious law on the United States.

"Our country is besieged by fundamentalists trying to subject it to religious law! They will force women to submit to men and put gay people to death!"
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 7, 2017

mitch mcconnell

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile

House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019

Dunning-Hitler effect

The tendency for countries that believe they are immune to fascism to be especially susceptible to its rise.

The popularity of Geert Wilders is an example of the Dunning-Hitler effect in its early stages.

Donald Trump's presidency is an example of the Dunning-Hitler effect.

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 29, 2017

Glenn Greenwald

The level of absurd 4chan politics at which you are willing to think Hunter Biden's alleged emails are a more serious issue than Neo-Nazis.

The guy I dated 10 years ago has gone full Glenn Greenwald

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 30, 2020

MAGA hat

A fedora that has aged but not matured.

*tips MAGA hat*

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 8, 2018

originalism

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead

Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019