blanchard

Of a scientist, to attempt to revive their discredited work by latching onto conspiracy theories instead of gracefully bowing out and dying with dignity.
"Welp, looks like Ray's trying to blanchard his trans typology back into relevance."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
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assmnuch

A mediocre white man who constantly interrupts a much more qualified female lawyer to explain the law to her.
That assmnuch really thinks being a white man makes him entitled to rewrite the entire law
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 03, 2020
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but Hunter Biden's emails

The wingnut response to any attempt to bring up Trump's four-year war on the American people. Basically "but her emails" except dumber.
"Donald Trump, the failson of a millionaire, has been doing everything he can to actively sabotage and steal the election for himself and the many members of his family who serve in his administration"

"but Hunter Biden's emails"
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 30, 2020
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Trumpalumpa

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.
"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
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conservative

A general-purpose word for placing one's scumbaggery beyond criticism.
"I think we should just blow the whole Middle East up with nukes and build a theme park in place of Israel/Palestine."

"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."

"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 21, 2018
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originalism

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead
Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 07, 2019
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conspiracy fallacy

A fallacy of the form: Conspiracies happen, therefore the conspiracy I believe in is happening.
"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"

"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"

"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."

"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"

"Whatever, sheeple."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 31, 2020
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