Of a scientist, to attempt to revive their discredited work by latching onto conspiracy theories instead of gracefully bowing out and dying with dignity.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
A mediocre white man who constantly interrupts a much more qualified female lawyer to explain the law to her.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart December 03, 2020
The wingnut response to any attempt to bring up Trump's four-year war on the American people. Basically "but her emails" except dumber.
"Donald Trump, the failson of a millionaire, has been doing everything he can to actively sabotage and steal the election for himself and the many members of his family who serve in his administration"
"but Hunter Biden's emails"
"but Hunter Biden's emails"
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 30, 2020
A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.
"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
"I think we should just blow the whole Middle East up with nukes and build a theme park in place of Israel/Palestine."
"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."
"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."
"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."
"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 21, 2018
Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 07, 2019
"An elite globalist cult of Democrats and Hollywood stars is eating babies and harvesting their adrenochrome and the only person who can stop them is Donald Trump"
"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"
"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."
"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"
"Whatever, sheeple."
"Don't you think that's a bit tinfoilhatty"
"Actually conspiracies happen! Like for example the NSA's wiretapping program."
"That's the conspiracy fallacy. Don't you think that QAnon bullshit is just a bit too bizarre?"
"Whatever, sheeple."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 31, 2020