kp

kiddie porn, i.e. euphemism for paedophilic pronography

yo dude, any kp to trade?

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

rent

(UK) usually young gay prostitute

"Any cheap rent round here, mate?"

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

rough

(short for) rough trade, i.e. cheap rent

Simon always liked to pick up a bit of rough after the party

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

Blind

penis, usually of young boy, over which foreskin may not be drawn back, phymosis

that teenager's got a right pointy blind end

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

tinsy

small, rhyming with "incy-wincy" (as in spider) see also "teensy"

you gotta a tinsy cock Lee, but it's so cute

by Attilla the Hump July 16, 2003

teensy

small, see also "tinsy"

you got a tinsy cock

by Attilla the Hump July 16, 2003

french wank

cross between wank and French kiss, i.e. blow job whihc involves exchange of spunk between mouths

me and Mark had a good French wank last night

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003