phantom jam

A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.

The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

emote

Abbreviation of emoticon.

Paul: Hey Dave, check out my new emotes!

Dave: Dude, your emotes suck compared to mine.

Paul: STFU.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

lurkhood

The state of being a lurker, i.e. following the posts on an Internet forum but not posting yourself.

Generic_User: That user Matrix91 used to post funny stuff all the time, but now he seems to have disappeared. He must have descended into lurkhood.

Matrix91: Attention everyone, I've just emerged from lurkhood!

Everyone: Huzzah!

by Atomik Spongeface October 07, 2008

B to the S

Bullshit. Only, a more polite version with more ability to be said in public. Also on forums when you don't mean to cause too much offense.

WTF?! I call B to the S on that.

by Atomik Spongeface August 07, 2008

Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.

There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

sky drink

The act of drinking someone else's beverage without letting your mouth come into contact with the can, I.E. holding the can above your mouth and pouring it in. The idea of sky drinking comes from the unpleasant prospect of having someone else's saliva on your drink can, which won't cause any harm, but still isn't very nice to think about.

"Hey Will, let's have some of that beer."
"Alright, but sky drink it, I don't want your germs on my can."

by Atomik Spongeface October 17, 2008

peanut

To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.

...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.

by Atomik Spongeface August 04, 2008