Atomic Johnny's definitions

bosnia

Naval term for "Big Old Standard Navy Issue Ass". Term is used for Navy wives with big hips and or butts.

Did you see Gray's wife? That woman's is a bosnia for sure!

by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.

If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

AJ Squared Away

Naval term for the mythical sailor who has his shit together.

That bilge snip is AJ Squared Away

by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

Civvy Street

Known in civilian life Civilian life as "CIWS" - Close-In Weapon System, a short-range anti-missile point defense system commonly comprised of a radar system and rotary-barreled Gatling gun. In NATO, the system is the Vulcan Phalanx. A newer version, Goalkeeper, uses the GAU-8 30mm Gatling gun found in the A-10 Thunderbolt for increased range and destructive power. Can have anti-surface modes as well, for use against small craft and the like. Derisive interpretations of the acronym include: 'Christ, It Won't Shoot', and 'Captain, It Won't Shoot,' due to common maintenance difficulties.

We worked on the civvy street all night and the piece of shits still broke!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

JSR

military acronym for "Joe Shit the Ragman". He's the mythical sailor who screws everyting up and can never get anything right. A complete idiot. Also, the total opposite of "AJ Squared Away".

I ain't cleaning the bilge. Tell the chief to get get JSR to do it!

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

monkey dick

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.

Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

A-gang

Naval term for the auxiliaries division of the engineering department. These personnel operate and maintain the ship's auxiliary equipment (air conditioning systems, distilling units, air compressors, etc.)

That guys been an "A-ganger" ever since he enlisted.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005