cap

verb: to shoot a person with a handgun
If I ever become a personal-injury lawyer, then cap me in the head.
by atemperman April 20, 2003
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Foppish

"Foppish" might mean "fruity" (or, better, "characteristic of a formal, effeminate man") but it speaks only to the outward behavior of someone, not to their orientation. David Hyde Pierce in most of his roles (incl. Frasier's brother in Frasier) is foppish, but he's not a homosexual (and neither is Frasier's brother).
by atemperman October 06, 2003
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episiotomy

A surgical procedue in which a slit is made connecting the rectum and the vagina so as to aid in childbirth. Results in a (hopefully temporary) cloaca-like opening.
Your head is so fat that your mom had to have an episiotomy to have you.
by atemperman February 06, 2004
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googleplex

A common misspelling of "googolplex", which is the number represented by a 1 followed by a googol zeros.
Your mom is so fat, she weighs nearly a googleplex pounds.
by atemperman January 24, 2004
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wowi

noun: physical intimacy wherein one or more participants contact the genitals of other participant(s), without specification as to whether any sort of penetration occurs. Having wowi is distinict from a "hook up," in that the latter connotes casualness or occurrence outside of a relationship. From the initial letters of "with or without intercourse."
Marcus and I just had some of the best wowi I'd ever had.
by atemperman April 20, 2003
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biblical

1. Pertaining to the Bible, the sacred text of Christianity.
2. (slang) Characterizing harsh, serious treatment.
3. (slang) Sexual. Used in the phrase, "in the Biblical sense", esp. applied to the use of the verb "know".
(def. 2): Tony said if we don't get the job done by Friday, he's going to have to get biblical on our asses.

(def. 3): Yeah, I'm really glad I got to know Lisa. Heh, in the biblical sense.
by atemperman January 24, 2004
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frothy

A word used to describe the mixture of lubricant and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, also known as santorum.
Man, last night's santorum was the frothiest yet!
by atemperman January 24, 2004
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