Definitions by Assor Eloc

Griftocracy

A political system set up to enrich the leaders. Different from a cleptocracy in that the means of acquiring the money is always a grift on the common citizen.

I went to pay my bills and there was an automatic government surcharge no one told me about.. they say the money is going directly to the president and his associates, l’m living in a Griftocracy!

Griftocracy by Assor Eloc March 28, 2026

Bumblocracy 

A government that fails through incompetence and hubris.

“This democracy has turned into a bumblocracy, they just cant figure out how to govern., its a bumbling mess!” (2025)

Bumblocracy by Assor Eloc May 16, 2025

gloatwatch 

To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right

I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached

gloatwatch by Assor Eloc May 31, 2024

gotyad 

Gotya’d (goit-ya-d) to be ignored, blown off, ghosted especially by an old, dear friend. Derived from the popular Gotya song, “Somebody that I used to know

I ran into My old girlfriend from high school last weekend, we made plans but then she Gotyad me, I guess i’m just somebody that she used to know now

gotyad by Assor Eloc July 20, 2021

protifa 

Anti-Antifa, A protifa person is unwittingly pro-fascist in that they are against anti-fascist organizations.

That guy who shot at the demonstrators is totally ProTifa! Did you see the anti-anti fascist stuff he posted. Its like he doesn't even know what fascism is!

protifa by Assor Eloc September 5, 2020

Pro-Joe 

Any cup of coffee that is made by a barista.

The coffee at their house was awful, so I went out in search of a pro-joe.

Pro-Joe by Assor Eloc July 6, 2020

Myalgo

Abbreviation for “my algorithm” Describing a computer generated suggestion

Do you like this song? Myalgo chose it based on my favorite playlist.

Myalgo by Assor Eloc April 28, 2020