Assor Eloc's definitions

Prepalanch

A mass of stored foods falling off a prepping shelf, usually triggered by a single can.

I went to get the green peas from storage and there was a prepalanch!

by Assor Eloc March 27, 2020

gloatwatch

To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right

I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached

by Assor Eloc May 31, 2024

Covidanoid

Being paranoid of the covid-19 Coronavirus

I went out and i was so covidanoid i couldn't even go in the store

by Assor Eloc March 18, 2020

Bumblocracy

A government that fails through incompetence and hubris.

“This democracy has turned into a bumblocracy, they just cant figure out how to govern., its a bumbling mess!” (2025)

by Assor Eloc May 16, 2025

gotyad

Gotya’d (goit-ya-d) to be ignored, blown off, ghosted especially by an old, dear friend. Derived from the popular Gotya song, “Somebody that I used to know

I ran into My old girlfriend from high school last weekend, we made plans but then she Gotyad me, I guess i’m just somebody that she used to know now

by Assor Eloc July 20, 2021

protifa

Anti-Antifa, A protifa person is unwittingly pro-fascist in that they are against anti-fascist organizations.

That guy who shot at the demonstrators is totally ProTifa! Did you see the anti-anti fascist stuff he posted. Its like he doesn't even know what fascism is!

by Assor Eloc September 5, 2020

Pro-Joe

Any cup of coffee that is made by a barista.

The coffee at their house was awful, so I went out in search of a pro-joe.

by Assor Eloc July 6, 2020