Definitions by Asshead

fuckmunch 

someone who is a complete and utter moron

He is such a fuckmunch.

fuckmunch by Asshead February 17, 2003

dickmulch 

someone who pisses everyone off

That dickmulch fucked everything up again

dickmulch by Asshead February 17, 2003

ASS 

a rude person

That guy was such an ass

ASS by Asshead February 17, 2003

Suicide is your only option 

very helpful advice

It appears suicide is your only option

Suicide is your only option by Asshead February 17, 2003