Ashley's definitions

E-bay

The greatest site on the internet.

Dude, I got a lot of good shit on e-bay!!

by Ashley February 28, 2003

dishwashered

-washing something so much that it becomes discontorted.

I clean this plastic lid in the dishwasher so much, it became dishwashered.

by Ashley April 8, 2004

bunk

1. used to describe a repulsive, disgusting, annoying girl
2. as an exclamation of disappointment or disgust, sounds even better when joined with hella

-Dude! That's one bunk-ass bitch!!
-I can't believe she did that! Thats hella bunk!

by ashley February 14, 2005

sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004

SPED

Noun, 1.derrived from Special ed
to mean someone who is ditzy or idiotic

can be used in multiple was and also as an adjective

1. Jessica Simpson is such a sped
2. The car door is broken, its sped
3. Don't be spedly, you know the answer

by Ashley March 15, 2004

ginormous

a combination of gigantic and enormous. more than very large. immense.

That horse has a ginormous wang.

by Ashley February 20, 2005

preautamousful

extremly beautiful;beautiful beyond descrption;beautamousprettyfulbeautifulpretty

Wow that hat is so preautamousful

by Ashley September 25, 2004