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kapoochi

Female repoductive organ vagina coochiepussy
I'm feening for some kapoochi.
HEr kapoochi is good as fuck
by Ashley May 13, 2005
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we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.
A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey
by Ashley December 23, 2003
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Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.
"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.
by Ashley April 21, 2005
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sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.
by Ashley December 1, 2003
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alrite

When a guy thinks that a girl is hot or pretty but just doesn't want to say it so he looks "cool" He likes her he just doesn't want everyone to know..
Do you like Ashley?

Jeff:She's alrite




But what Jeff really means is that he thinks Ashley's hot and he likes her
by Ashley January 14, 2004
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denderfiliac

by Ashley July 31, 2004
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junge

obsessed with pink floyd, very emo. Crys to himself alot... enjoys phil collins. Has a fro... kinda scummy.
also, a little bitch. ((whip noise))
" way to be a junge "
by Ashley February 22, 2005
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