Ashley's definitions

Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.

"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.

by Ashley April 21, 2005

sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.

"that guy sucks at life"

by Ashley December 1, 2003

Daria

Whoever said that Daria was very gurlie/preppy and a bitch (IF u were referring to the same daria), You are SO wrong. Daria is VERY nice and an AWESOME friend to be with and talk with. Your just jealous because she's pretty and has lots of friends..unlike you STACEY and ???

Daria's awesome.

by Ashley January 11, 2004

junge

obsessed with pink floyd, very emo. Crys to himself alot... enjoys phil collins. Has a fro... kinda scummy.
also, a little bitch. ((whip noise))

" way to be a junge "

by Ashley February 22, 2005

denderfiliac

Having sex with a tree

Tree:I'm a tree
Nick:I know

by Ashley July 31, 2004

cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up

Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.

by Ashley December 21, 2003

E-bay

The greatest site on the internet.

Dude, I got a lot of good shit on e-bay!!

by Ashley February 28, 2003