we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.
A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey
by Ashley December 23, 2003
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cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up
Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.
by Ashley December 21, 2003
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shoodlehoff

the useage of a left glove in a competetive situation.
to wear a glove on your left hand in the final of the world darts championship
by ashley May 13, 2005
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Nicotine Stain

Brownish/Greenish stain made by fecal matter usually made by dingleberries rubbing against the tightie whities my father wears.
"Dad,why is your underwear brown?" "That, dear daughter, is a nicotine stain"
by ashley November 16, 2003
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slotter

alexis is a slotter cuz she took amandas man.
by ashley November 13, 2004
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frappy lappy

i was on a trip with a friend and we were at starbucks and the lady making our coffee...well we never saw her till we got the coffee and shr didnt speek english and she has a thick ass BLACK mustache and instead of saying "caremel frapaccino" she said "frappy lappy"
who ordered the frappy lappy ?
by ashley March 05, 2005
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bees

1. The plural term used to define fuzzy yellow and black striped bugs that fly around eating out flowers and stinging things. The bi-product is good though....mmmnhmm....honey...
more importantly: 2. Drugs...mmmnhmm...drugs...
1. There are many different species of bees; bumble, wasp, hornet, etc.

2. mmmnhmm...drugs......
by Ashley September 13, 2005
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