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bubbles

the name of my dog, usually along with "gum"

bubbles gum is so fucking cute.

by Ashley June 9, 2004

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Poke 'n' Stroke

When a female touches and rubs the male penis to give the male pleasure.

Oh he loved when i poked and stroked him!

by Ashley April 10, 2003

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The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

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shmuggle

1. A small furry creature that is drawn as different action figures
2. variation of the word "muggle" used in Harry Potter.

1. "did you see the new E.T shmuggle?"
"no, but I saw the president bush limited edition one!"
"ohh! kickass! I think I'll buy that one on my way home"

by Ashley May 12, 2005

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