AshleY's definitions

cripture

an ugly beyond reason human who looks like some kind of creature,a nickname for an animal.

aww look at the cripture doggy sprinkles or what a fuckin cripture she looks like a monkey!

by ashley November 13, 2004

Dither

In a panic, frustered, or confused. my friend is ina dither!

L: "Omg, omg, omg"
A:" Stop being ina dither!"
L" A what?!"

by Ashley December 24, 2003

Mermode

Just another word for Jackass.

Omg, he is such a frickin mermode.

by Ashley May 13, 2005

De Ja Vu

something that seems to have been repeated.

to experience hell for the second time around

by Ashley July 7, 2003

dakine

the shit; the best

That wave was at least 15 feet! It was dakine!

by ashley August 26, 2003

mutually assured destruction

term used during the cold war. was used to describe the effect of one party making use of nuclear weapons, which would cause a retaliatory attack from the victim. eventually, both partys, the attacker and victim, would be completly destroyed by the nuclear weapons and no one would win. MAD was on of the main things keeping russia from attacking the US with nukes.

by ashley August 30, 2003

zoloft

An anti-depressent used to treat anxiety/depression and the like.

"Don't forget to take your zoloft!"

by Ashley April 26, 2004