Ash's definitions

Shababa

Clinton is a batty boy

by ash May 6, 2003

bcs

BCS or Bowl Championship Series. A formula created by the NCAA to say who goes to the National Championship, which rotates between the Rose, Orange, Sugar and Fiesta Bowl. Also determines who gets the money in national college football.

In 2004 the BCS selected USC and Oklahoma to play for the National Championship in the Orange Bowl.

by Ash February 17, 2005

white rabbit

White Rabbit is not cocain, its a rabbit off of alice in wonderland.

Hambly, Mark is not a white rabbit!

by ASh January 26, 2005

skeetfast

a guy who cums quickly during sexual intercourse

Ray came over last nite and we had sex. We started @1:45 but he was finished by 1:47; he is such a skeetfast!

by Ash May 13, 2005

townie

Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.

What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun

by Ash December 1, 2004

vasaloob

Vasaline used for sexual pleasure, used mostly by gays or pople who enjoy anal

" If you want to give me anal im gonna need Vasaloob"

by Ash February 10, 2005

jackpot

It's like saying awesome or sweet.

"I found some weed in my jacket, jackpot!"

by ash December 16, 2004