Asdf's definitions

jock

some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...

I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies

by asdf November 18, 2002

wack

the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.

everyone wacks it to catdog.

by asdf August 9, 2003

lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 7, 2003

the gaps

Gay Anal Poop Sex

quaids got the gaps

by asdf December 5, 2003

nispe

And from the makers of nispe comes the all new ginava!

ginava ginava ginavaginava

by asdf April 16, 2005

haxor

-also can be spelled haxxor, hax0r, haxxxxx0r, or a variation thereof

-a person who hacks
-a person who cheats
-a person with downloadable gaming skills

that dipshit is a haxor

by asdf May 13, 2003