Definitions by Arnie Grape

Twink Towers

A 9 inch man getting blown up by an 11 inch man!

Twink Towers are a sight that makes you sick to your stomach, and you never want to see it again!

Twink Towers by Arnie Grape December 7, 2023

reap who you blow 

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

reap who you blow by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023

tonsilwrecktomy 

The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.

No amount of ice cream will make her feel better after this tonsilwrecktomy.

tonsilwrecktomy by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023

palm-n-joi 

Pornographic material made for individuals who have a jerk off instruction fetish.

Sometimes I feel like a nutt, and when I do, there's nothing more satisfying than a palm-n-joi! If I want something different, then I can also enjoy something featuring mounds.

palm-n-joi by Arnie Grape June 29, 2023

A-Gent 

A gentleman who is hired to represent, negotiate, and seal the deal for a professional "playa" looking to secure a commitment from a female who has multiple and possibly better other options.

I had to ask my A-Gent to be my best man because without him ... she would have never let me put a ring on her finger.

A-Gent by Arnie Grape March 1, 2023

Eyeful Tower 

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

Eyeful Tower by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022

Z-Brah

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.

None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.

Z-Brah by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022