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Elon Derangement Syndrome: An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars (he just bought the company) nor did he invent the SpaceX rockets (he just bought the company), nor did he create x.com (he just bought twitter.com, one of the most successful and popular sites online, and turned it into a foul pit of far-right bigotry).
Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.
Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger June 25, 2025
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"Aha! Looking to begin a situationship, are you?
"Aha! Looking to begin a situationship, are you?
by Arcadia Jane Berger July 18, 2025
Get the Situationship mug.The marriage of a woman to a father and son at the same time. After the name of a Tibetan village where many such marriages existed at one time.
Juana used to just be Ricardo's girlfriend, but then they began to have a triad relationship with his old man, Felipe. They had a commitment ceremony in the park, solemnized by a Unitarian minister who's done polyamorous weddings before, so now they're in a Shigatse marriage.
by Arcadia Jane Berger July 31, 2025
Get the Shigatse mug.Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Derangement Syndrome: an irrational obsession with Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-14).
Symptoms include:
Declaring that the University valedictorian is "stupid".
Declaring that her experience at ordinary jobs (especially bartending) render her unfit for Congress (although other members who have never held non-governmental jobs are also treated with contempt).
Declaring that the moderately progressive Democrat is a Che Guevara Communist if not a Maoist.
Insisting that AOC's Green New Deal proposal, which never even came up for a vote in Congress, is strangling the U.S. economy with its endless snarl of regulations.
Saying that having a boyfriend makes her sexually immoral, as does a videotape of her dancing to GWAR on a rooftop.
Symptoms include:
Declaring that the University valedictorian is "stupid".
Declaring that her experience at ordinary jobs (especially bartending) render her unfit for Congress (although other members who have never held non-governmental jobs are also treated with contempt).
Declaring that the moderately progressive Democrat is a Che Guevara Communist if not a Maoist.
Insisting that AOC's Green New Deal proposal, which never even came up for a vote in Congress, is strangling the U.S. economy with its endless snarl of regulations.
Saying that having a boyfriend makes her sexually immoral, as does a videotape of her dancing to GWAR on a rooftop.
"I don't know what's in the new bill Congress took up this morning, but AOC spoke in favor of it for fifteen minutes, and Janice has spent all afternoon screaming about what a shit-for-brains traitor, moran of a Com-symp AOC is and how she should go back to mixing girl drinks. Considering how bad Janice's AOCDS is, it must be a pretty good bill."
by Arcadia Jane Berger August 3, 2025
Get the AOCDS mug.An orgasm which occurs while performing fellatio, without the fellatrix/fellator receiving any genital stimulation.
Derived from the name of Galinthis, the legendary prostitute whose oral skills created a scandal in the Greek city of Thebes when women's husbands began pestering their wives for blowjobs. This angered the goddess Hera so much that she cursed Galinthis to bear all of her children from her mouth.
Derived from the name of Galinthis, the legendary prostitute whose oral skills created a scandal in the Greek city of Thebes when women's husbands began pestering their wives for blowjobs. This angered the goddess Hera so much that she cursed Galinthis to bear all of her children from her mouth.
"The other day, I was deep-throating Raoul, really into it like usual, but I wasn't expecting to actually climax doing it! I looked it up online and found out about Galinthic orgasm. I'll be giving head a LOT more from now on, trying to learn to get it to happen more often - I don't think Raoul will mind.
by Arcadia Jane Berger February 4, 2025
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"She called me a terrorist because my taxes paid for the bullets that killed her family, and the training of the people who shot them. That doesn't make me a terrorist, though - it makes me, like her, a terrorest! I'm glad I live in a district where I can vote for a member of the Squad, who want to protect the terrorest!"
by Arcadia Jane Berger February 11, 2025
Get the Terrorest mug.A spineless lump of nothing. A cowardly, useless, worthless blob that sits passively when anything functional would get up and act or at least speak or at least sit up straight and display a facial expression.
Don't just sit there on the couch like a rubio. Sit up and say something! Stand up and act, instead of just getting rubioed by that trumpery fool! People will remember that at the critical moment, you decided to rubio instead of acting.
by Arcadia Jane Berger March 1, 2025
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