Arcadia Berger's definitions

rascist

Strongly opposed to racism. Although the word seems superficially similar to "racist", the word "rascist" actually refers to a person who vigorously opposes racism.

Cory Booker is a rascist. He finds racism deeply offensive, because racism is totally anti-American.

by Arcadia Berger March 24, 2022

Demotion Fetish

Demotion Fetish: Sexual arousal from treating or being treated like someone of lower social status: being treated like a servant in your own home, or being treated like a prostitute by your own spouse.

"I go over to his place, put on this silly maid's uniform, and clean up, even though I have a housekeeper of my own. Being under his domination turns me on -- I guess I have a demotion fetish."

by Arcadia Berger August 21, 2016

Hysteria

An irrational obsession with the uterus and other female sex organs (or their absence) at birth

The current hysteria over trans girls and trans women playing in sports is really making life miserable for all athletes, including cis women and girls, and trans boys and men.

by Arcadia Berger July 16, 2023

Liberal Tears

Clean drinking water provided by taxpayer-funded water projects, especially in areas where conservative local governments have neglected infrastructure, requiring Federal emergency intervention.

"Thanks to FEMA, we can once again allow our children to drink water from the tap without boiling it first. Thank God for the Liberal Tears flowing from our faucets!"

by Arcadia Berger September 1, 2022

Vox

Someone who talks endlessly without saying anything worth hearing.

"Is there any way to shut up that whiny little vox at the end of the bar?"

by Arcadia Berger February 5, 2013

imeach

To formally congratulate a person, usually a public official, for doing a good job, and offering support as they continue in that job.

Lauren Boebert called on Congress to imeach President Joe Biden.

by Arcadia Berger September 24, 2021

Goodlife

A person whose behavior damages the survival of civilization, the human race and of life in general. Derived from Fred Saberhagen's "Berserker" stories, in which some people serve the Berserkers, robots which exist to destroy all life.

The Senator's support for this bill to increase oil drilling subsidies is a perfect example of his long career as a goodlife.

by Arcadia Berger January 16, 2022