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The current hysteria over trans girls and trans women playing in sports is really making life miserable for all athletes, including cis women and girls, and trans boys and men.
by Arcadia Berger July 16, 2023
Get the Hysteria mug.Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.
"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."
by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022
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"Thanks to FEMA, we can once again allow our children to drink water from the tap without boiling it first. Thank God for the Liberal Tears flowing from our faucets!"
by Arcadia Berger September 1, 2022
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Cory Booker is a rascist. He finds racism deeply offensive, because racism is totally anti-American.
by Arcadia Berger March 24, 2022
Get the rascist mug.A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024
Get the mud shark mug.I took the emery board and filed the corns off of Mrs. Kyl's feet. She said I was the best pedifiler who had ever treated her.
by Arcadia Berger March 25, 2022
Get the pedifiler mug.A person whose behavior damages the survival of civilization, the human race and of life in general. Derived from Fred Saberhagen's "Berserker" stories, in which some people serve the Berserkers, robots which exist to destroy all life.
The Senator's support for this bill to increase oil drilling subsidies is a perfect example of his long career as a goodlife.
by Arcadia Berger January 16, 2022
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