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bender

A shelter widely used by British hippies travelling in caravans, formed by cutting springy young tree branches or root suckers and bending them into a bowed shape, securing them to the ground at both ends, until a curved space is formed. Covered by a tarp, it serves as a sort of tent.
"We'll make a bender for you for the night." "I don't feel the need for a homosexual bloke nor a short jail term, so I'm hoping you mean a temporary shelter."
by Arcadia Berger May 17, 2006
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Gender Ideology

The ideology which holds, contrary to all existing biological, medical and psychological science, that there are "only two genders", that "sex and gender are synonymous".
This ideology was created by transphobic and transmiscic people who believe that transgender persons are delusional, that transgender persons can be turned into cisgender persons through conversion therapy, that conversion therapy is not quackery unsupported by medical evidence, that conversion therapy is not torture. Many gender ideologues also believe that there is a secret "transgender conspiracy" among greedy physicians and mentally ill teachers acting as "groomers", "grooming" cisgender children with a goal of "transing" them.
Proponents of gender ideology believe, as Dr. John Money did, that it is possible to groom cisgender children into becoming transgender. This is a belief not supported by science.
by Arcadia Berger September 5, 2023
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Liberal Tears

Clean drinking water provided by taxpayer-funded water projects, especially in areas where conservative local governments have neglected infrastructure, requiring Federal emergency intervention.
"Thanks to FEMA, we can once again allow our children to drink water from the tap without boiling it first. Thank God for the Liberal Tears flowing from our faucets!"
by Arcadia Berger September 1, 2022
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mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024
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Terroist

A terroist fights against terrorism, on behalf of the antiterrorist ideology of terroism.
President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the heroic terroist leader of Ukraine, a mighty Terroist State fighting the terrorism committed by terrorist enemies of democracy both foreign and domestic to Ukraine. Zelenskyy is an uncompromising advocate of terroism as part of his patriotic oath to defend Ukraine's national security.
by Arcadia Berger August 16, 2023
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rascist

Strongly opposed to racism. Although the word seems superficially similar to "racist", the word "rascist" actually refers to a person who vigorously opposes racism.
Cory Booker is a rascist. He finds racism deeply offensive, because racism is totally anti-American.
by Arcadia Berger March 24, 2022
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Goodlife

A person whose behavior damages the survival of civilization, the human race and of life in general. Derived from Fred Saberhagen's "Berserker" stories, in which some people serve the Berserkers, robots which exist to destroy all life.
The Senator's support for this bill to increase oil drilling subsidies is a perfect example of his long career as a goodlife.
by Arcadia Berger January 16, 2022
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