Arcadia Berger's definitions

Terroist

A terroist fights against terrorism, on behalf of the antiterrorist ideology of terroism.

President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the heroic terroist leader of Ukraine, a mighty Terroist State fighting the terrorism committed by terrorist enemies of democracy both foreign and domestic to Ukraine. Zelenskyy is an uncompromising advocate of terroism as part of his patriotic oath to defend Ukraine's national security.

by Arcadia Berger August 16, 2023

Goodlife

A person whose behavior damages the survival of civilization, the human race and of life in general. Derived from Fred Saberhagen's "Berserker" stories, in which some people serve the Berserkers, robots which exist to destroy all life.

The Senator's support for this bill to increase oil drilling subsidies is a perfect example of his long career as a goodlife.

by Arcadia Berger January 16, 2022

mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.

Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.

by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024

rascist

Strongly opposed to racism. Although the word seems superficially similar to "racist", the word "rascist" actually refers to a person who vigorously opposes racism.

Cory Booker is a rascist. He finds racism deeply offensive, because racism is totally anti-American.

by Arcadia Berger March 24, 2022

catch and release

Flirting during a conversation or even a date in a very forward manner, creating the impression of a strong sexual interest, with no intention of actually following through.

I don't like the term cock teasing. I prefer to think of it as 'catch and release'.

by Arcadia Berger December 7, 2006

Woman

A human who sincerely answers, "Yes" to the question, "Are you a woman?"

"Are you sure Sky is a woman?" "Oh, sure. I wondered, so I asked her." "You ASKED her?" "Yeah. I said, 'Are you a woman?' and she said, 'Yes." It was NBD, it was obvious people had asked her before."

by Arcadia Berger July 16, 2023

napoli

3. To publicly reveal a fantasy that would better have been kept private.

Bill O'Reilly napolis wistfully on the murders that would have ensued if one of John Wayne's or Clint Eastwood's cowboy characters had stumbled across the Brokeback Mountain lovers.

by Arcadia Berger April 19, 2006