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Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.
"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."
by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022
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"Thanks to FEMA, we can once again allow our children to drink water from the tap without boiling it first. Thank God for the Liberal Tears flowing from our faucets!"
by Arcadia Berger September 1, 2022
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by Arcadia Berger April 19, 2006
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"We'll make a bender for you for the night." "I don't feel the need for a homosexual bloke nor a short jail term, so I'm hoping you mean a temporary shelter."
by Arcadia Berger May 17, 2006
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by Arcadia Berger August 16, 2023
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Cory Booker is a rascist. He finds racism deeply offensive, because racism is totally anti-American.
by Arcadia Berger March 24, 2022
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Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024
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