168 definitions by ApricotFields

Pom pom lesbian

A lesbian that maintains the outward appearance of extreme heteromormativity including dating boys (if permitted), feminine gender expression and homosocial behaviour, but enjoys herself sexually with straight/bi-curious girls under the guise of experimentation.

Jessie was every boys dream for her feminine grace and beauty on the cheerleeding squad plus her father's pride and joy since she attended church every sunday and was never too liberal to the boys.

That's the life of Pom pom lesbian, except also giving a lot of the other team their first taste of girl love. Just to experiment of course...

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

Boobenzolas

Large yet relatively unattractive breasts especially due to large areolas.

I was looking forward to playing with my GF's moms Double Ds but it serves me right that she had a pair of boobenzolas.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Stringipettu

The Sicilian word for bra. Or I guess a Sicilian bra. Or the bra of a Sicilian.

I felt this deserved to be known.

All the effort to learn Sicilian paid off the moment she started undoing her Stringipettu.

by ApricotFields October 13, 2020

Tokiponido

Any constructed language derivative of Toki Pona.

Derived partly from "Esperantido" and therefor the plural in theory should be "tokiponidoj".

She wanted to create a Tokiponido that was slightly more expressive.

by ApricotFields July 12, 2021

Boarding School Lesbian

A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.

I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Pedosocial

Inclined to forming friendships with children as opposed to a strictly familial, romantic or sexual relationship. The friendship is crucially an ends in itself, not a means to one of the others mentioned above.

The pedosocial lifestyle of Charles Dodgson was normative at the time though it can seem transgressive now.

by ApricotFields June 12, 2019