ApricotFields's definitions

Bonnet ripper

The tongue in cheek name given to the literary genre of Amish Romance.

With hand holding within the first 100 pages, it was shaping up to being a real bonnet ripper.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Statutory rape

Consensual sex with a child.

If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

M-some

A kind of fivesome such as you would have between three people of one sex and two of the other but only straight sex occurs.

When his two buddies found wives, Charlie was worried about becoming a fifth wheel. But the occasional M-some really made him feel better.

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022

Grossturbing

Disturbingly gross

It was grossturbing how much he could regurgitate.

by ApricotFields September 8, 2019

Teleiosensual

Desirous or inclined to seek physical though non-sexual affection (hugging, hand holding etc.) from adults, especially of a child or pedophile.

At a young age she was showing a lot of teleiosensual tendencies making one wonder if the latency stage was as real as people thought it was.

by ApricotFields June 12, 2019

Horizontal Twist

Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).

Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.

Last night Nikki invited me in to do the Horizontal Twist if you know what mean.

by ApricotFields October 8, 2020

Chastity

A really hot chick who fucks so well.

Chastity doesn't fuck mean guys but the guys she does fuck she fucks into a coma.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019