ApricotFields's definitions

Boobenzolas

Large yet relatively unattractive breasts especially due to large areolas.

I was looking forward to playing with my GF's moms Double Ds but it serves me right that she had a pair of boobenzolas.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Neatherage

The exposed underside of the breasts.

The short top left a considerable neatherage.

by ApricotFields May 19, 2025

Kinderboobs

Unusually large breasts on a child.

She's still clearly not on the market yet but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the kinderboobs.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Kidultery

Adultery committed with a much younger person.

The occasional session of kidultery on both sides kept them happily married and neither ever found out.

by ApricotFields October 8, 2020

Muffin chaser

Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.

Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Polyanthropy

Umbrella term for polygyny, polyandry or mixing both.

It's hard not to have sour grapes with polyanthropy.

by ApricotFields May 21, 2025

Plural Romance

Being romantically involved with more than one person at one time and all involved parties are aware and accepting of it.

Being queer really opens the door to plural romance for non-sultans.

by ApricotFields May 30, 2024