Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.

Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Polyanthropy

Umbrella term for polygyny, polyandry or mixing both.

It's hard not to have sour grapes with polyanthropy.

by ApricotFields May 21, 2025

Stealthurbate

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.

When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.

by ApricotFields August 02, 2019

Surpar

Above par in a game of golf.

While Brenda got a birdie, I was lucky if I avoided being surpar.

by ApricotFields November 02, 2020

Bikini Bombshells

Desirable and conspicuous breasts contained within a bikini top.

Everyone tried to avoid staring at her bikini bombshells.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Teleiosocial

Having the tendency, willingness or desire to form platonic friendships with adults.

Some more precocious children develop a distinctly teleiosocial nature when they can't identify with their coevals.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Drunken Boat Position

A variation of the missionary position in which the receiving partner's legs are lifted high.

Calqued from the French "position de bateau ivre".

The Drunken Boat position enabled deeper penetration for fans of the missionary position.

by ApricotFields January 23, 2022