ApricotFields's definitions

Reverse Humbert

Someone who dates someone just to be closer to their parent.

David couldn't believe it when Brianny Mills started going art with him. But litter did he know that she was a reverse Humbert with her eyes set on his DILF Dad.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Muttonfest

A place with an over abundance of adults but a great lack of children.

I hate the mall on a week day; it's such a muttonfest.

by ApricotFields October 14, 2020

Echickulation

Female ejaculation.

Going down town comes with the chance of a front row seat to some echickulation.

by ApricotFields May 6, 2021

Skandinavíska

The Danish language as spoken imperfectly by Icelandic people in such a way as to be more intelligible to Swedes and Norwegians.

Skandinavíska serves as a convenient means of communication for these proximate peoples how already speak closely related languages.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

Sladdbarn

Someone born a significant period of time after all their other siblings.

They settled down and immediately had three kids plus a sladdbarn which I suspect kept the marriage alive for a lot longer than it deserved.

by ApricotFields November 12, 2020

Squaresome

A foursome in which everyone only makes contact with two other members.

This is typically how thing work when two straight couples do it.

Though he missed the threesomes of his youth, the squaresomes he had with his wife and their neighbours were always satisfying.

by ApricotFields May 6, 2021

Bikini Bombshells

Desirable and conspicuous breasts contained within a bikini top.

Everyone tried to avoid staring at her bikini bombshells.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020