Crypto-prostitute

Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.

She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

George Lucasing

When an artist takes a previously completed and publicized work and tries to improve upon it much later.

Named for the continual revising of the Star Wars movie by George Lucas (if you didn't guess).

When Stephanie Meyer published that gender flipped version of Twilight, what was most remarkable was that even though she acknowledged her own George Lucasing of the work, still left several counts of telling more than showing.

by ApricotFields October 08, 2020

Stealthurbate

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.

When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.

by ApricotFields August 02, 2019

Onelang

An auxiliary language with one predominant source language, which is typically a natural language. This includes Communicationssprache (with French) and Latino sine Flexione (with Latin).

A onelang can be a viable option for an area that already has a natural language filling the role lingua franca though it lacks the neutrality that is usually associated with auxiliary languages.

by ApricotFields May 06, 2021

Woman butt

The kind of butt that you would usually expect on a grown woman except found on a young girl.

No one really wanted to comment on Christine's woman butt when she wore those bicycle shorts.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Snow-figure

A more naturalistic alternative to "snow-person" that preserves the gender neutrality and can also be used for other animals and things.

We dawned our coats and ventured into the snow to make a seductive and voluptuous snow-figure.

by ApricotFields July 31, 2020

Star Bellied Sneech

A thing that gathers great admiration or prestige but is really only arbitrarily designated from things of much lower prestige.

Everyone praises the skills of the football team while neglecting the talent of the other teams at the school. People don't see a football player is just Star Bellied Sneech.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019