168 definitions by ApricotFields

Cunrumatio

The act of thrusting the vulva onto or over the face and mouth of a partner.

The one with the vulva is the active partner and the other is passive.

That which is to cunnilingus how irrumatio is to fellatio.

Cunrumatio wasn't something he had expected to enjoy but pretty soon he wouldn't let a day go by without a good face humping from his mistress.

by ApricotFields August 19, 2023

Jail-deterent

A hot girl who looks underage but isn't.

It's great so many girls are jail-deterent to balance out the issues caused by jailbait.

by ApricotFields September 29, 2018

Childsitting

A less degrading and more respectful term than babysitting.

I was childsitting my neighbours while their parents were out.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Zerosome

When no sex happens.

I was right to get my expectations low. The evening ended in a zerosome.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

Thonglet

A very small thong such as might be worn by a child or any other kind of Little Person.

A lot of people oppose the thonglet because they make an immediate association between bare buttocks and sexuality, which they are free to do, but it must be remembered that the sun feels swell on the buns.

by ApricotFields June 14, 2020

Onelang

An auxiliary language with one predominant source language, which is typically a natural language. This includes Communicationssprache (with French) and Latino sine Flexione (with Latin).

A onelang can be a viable option for an area that already has a natural language filling the role lingua franca though it lacks the neutrality that is usually associated with auxiliary languages.

by ApricotFields May 6, 2021

Chastity

A really hot chick who fucks so well.

Chastity doesn't fuck mean guys but the guys she does fuck she fucks into a coma.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019