by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

When nipples are so cold, stiff and protuberant (especially of a female) that one thinks they could be used as tools for the collecting of surface ice from lakes.
Removing her towel to get into the shower, Carly noticed she had a real pair of ice cutters going on.
by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

The Danish language as spoken imperfectly by Icelandic people in such a way as to be more intelligible to Swedes and Norwegians.
Skandinavíska serves as a convenient means of communication for these proximate peoples how already speak closely related languages.
by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

They settled down and immediately had three kids plus a sladdbarn which I suspect kept the marriage alive for a lot longer than it deserved.
by ApricotFields November 12, 2020

by ApricotFields August 02, 2019

Someone with an unquestioning respect for officers of the law no matter how many people they harass.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

The phenomenon in which foot fetishes find an attraction to children's feet (due to them not really being that different to adults' feet) and freaking out that they might be a pedophile.
David was going to kill himself for how much Mackenzie Zeigler's feet aroused him but it was simply a case of Pedopodorosis.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
