Definitions by ApricotFields

Buttberty 

The point in puberty where the butt changes from a child's butt to a more shapely one.

I wasn't until Piper came out in her bicycle shorts that everyone noticed that she was going through buttberty.

Buttberty by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Ice Cutters 

When nipples are so cold, stiff and protuberant (especially of a female) that one thinks they could be used as tools for the collecting of surface ice from lakes.

Removing her towel to get into the shower, Carly noticed she had a real pair of ice cutters going on.

Ice Cutters by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Thinfidelity

Infidelity committed with someone thinner than your present partner.

When a spouse surpasses the 300lb mark, that's when thinfidelity is most likely.

Thinfidelity by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Mammocentric

Focused or based around the female breasts.

If you don't mind me saying, we live in a mammocentric society.

Mammocentric by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Bikini Bombshells 

Desirable and conspicuous breasts contained within a bikini top.

Everyone tried to avoid staring at her bikini bombshells.

Bikini Bombshells by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Heteropolysocial

When you maintain friendships with many people of the opposite sex while remaining within a straight monogamous romantic relationship.

A milestone toward a healthier culture of romance will be the mainstreaming and acceptance of heteropolysocial behaviour.

Heteropolysocial by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Child Crush 

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

Child Crush by ApricotFields June 15, 2020