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The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.
Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 31, 2025
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a snow plough for a body kit
an undersized and overweight battery
parts from various brands (real drone racers have em because of their reliability)
ugly paint jobs on the outside
retarded colourful props
an esc and motor combo whose power will never be used as the battery is undersized
an expensive camera and transmission system like a DJI o4 which will no doubt break after the ricer crashes his underpowered drone into a concrete wall trying to do freestyle tricks
a snow plough for a body kit
an undersized and overweight battery
parts from various brands (real drone racers have em because of their reliability)
ugly paint jobs on the outside
retarded colourful props
an esc and motor combo whose power will never be used as the battery is undersized
an expensive camera and transmission system like a DJI o4 which will no doubt break after the ricer crashes his underpowered drone into a concrete wall trying to do freestyle tricks
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing November 19, 2025
Get the fpv ricers mug.When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 28, 2025
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The apple vision pro should be compatible with hand held trackers like all the other vr headsets are.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing March 12, 2025
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by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 4, 2025
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by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 22, 2025
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by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 2, 2025
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