Definitions by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing

juicero

An overpriced and over engineered machine that squeezed juice packs. Most of the price was because of the sheer engineering standards which were unnecessary for such a simple task… squeezing a godamn juice pack. Was introduced in 2017, died the same year due to backlash.

juicero was an elaborate scam. The guy behind it is still knocking around I believe. Trying to DRM juice of all things… no wonder the product and company died.

juicero by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 27, 2025

nova classic rock 

A derivative of radio nova that’s actually good.

nova classic rock is good

nova classic rock by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 27, 2025

if phones were airliners 

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

if phones were airliners

if phones were airliners by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 27, 2025

radio nova

Another word for a sellout, massive violation of the Geneva convention and crapfest

radio nova sold out and became so bad I left it for spin 1038 which is a nice breath of fresh air

radio nova by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 25, 2025

gulfstream G800 

A very expensive ultra long range business jet

If you wanna own a gulfstream G800 you better have $75+ million to spare as well as the cost of operating the thing.

gulfstream G800 by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 22, 2025

transition year

A disgusting lump of garbage, sellout and waste of time that turned the Geneva convention into the Geneva suggestion with the amount of war crimes it committed.

Despite all the rules of the Geneva convention transition year broke, it was still somehow less of a war crime than bray school project which will forever be the ultimate war crime and Geneva convention rule-breaker. Maybe ty is better now. Wouldn’t bet on it though.

transition year by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 20, 2025

bray school project 

A hateful piece of trash and Geneva convention-violating war crime that needs to be JDAM’ed, burned down and destroyed.

Auschwitz is a harmless joke compared to bray school project. BSP turns the Geneva convention into the Geneva suggestion with the amount of hatefulness it contains and war crimes it’s committed.

bray school project by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 20, 2025