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Tupolev Tu-95

A Russian strategic bomber that has been around since the cold war. Its biggest competitor is the B-52 stratofortress which is also still in service with the US military and will remain so until the 2040s or even 2050s. The most distinct features of the Tu-95 are its set of four huge contra-rotating propellers and swept-back wings. Each engine has a total of eight blades, four turning anticlockwise and the other four clockwise. With four engines, that's a total of 32 blades. Whilst a few people say that it is not as advanced or as stealthy (its propellers are so loud that submarines can hear it from underwater!) as some other bombers like the B-2, B-21, B-1, Tu-22M3 or Tu-160, there is no denying the Tu-95 can really deliver. It will probably remain in service until the 2040s. Its NATO reporting name is 'Bear'. It also dropped the tsar bomba and its sister aircraft is the Tu-142, a maritime patrol variant.

The Tupolev Tu-95 fortunately was never utilised to its fullest extent as other aircraft during the Cold War period as it can carry the Tsar Bomba, the most powerful hydrogen bomb at the time. It also operated as a surveillance aircraft along the USSR coast. But due its aging systems, numerous modernisations are needed to keep the bomber updated, using cruise missiles and going away with “dumb” bombs, and adding a radar station at the nose of the plane. Despite its age, it still operates today. One outcome of the soviets being unable to build a jet engine with the same performance and fuel efficiency of the western world is they instead created the most powerful turboprop engine ever, the NK-12, powering the Tu-95, at 15000 horsepower, since they found turboprops more fuel efficient than jet engines and used them to power their aircraft including the Tu-95.

Tupolev Tu-95 by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 29, 2026

USS 9

A still stupidly overpowered SMG in call of duty mobile.

If you get put in a ranked match with USS 9 enemies, you’re screwed. Unless of course they’re bots or casual players like me and not filthy inbred sweats

USS 9 by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 29, 2026

mr blond

An urban dictionary user who knows shite all about aviation, for example putting a definition for the Airbus A320 as “A piece of shit that has had 6 or 7 crash-landings because of a defect in the front landing gear. And history teaches us that if you work the controls too hard, the rudder snaps off (AA #587)” The aircraft involved in AA 587 was an A300 NOT AN A320!!! also he unintentionally put the 6-7 meme into his definition but that’s not relevant.

mr blond knows nothing about aviation. Absolutely nothing.

mr blond by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 23, 2026

leaving cert weather

The hot and sunny weather that always comes around the time of the leaving cert that seems to go on for weeks of just endless sun

here’s the leaving cert weather again get the towels ready we’re going to the beach

leaving cert weather by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 23, 2026

A321XLR

The A321XLR is the longest range narrowbody aircraft from Airbus. Its new features enhance the quality of flying, while it is slightly heavier than the current A321neo.

The A321XLR carries 206-220 passengers in configurations on routes of up to 4700 nautical miles (8700 kilometres).

In addition to bringing widebody jet ranges to narrowbody airplanes, the A321XLR provides airlines with unmatched fuel efficiency, resulting in an exceptional environmental performance.

Let's fly in a comfortable A321XLR instead of a cheap uncomfortable 737 MAX 9!

A321XLR by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 14, 2026

rabbit r1

Back again with more functionality but the magic camera is still the coolest part. Sure u can get it running on an android phone but having a separate device is cooler and it’s like an iPod.

The rabbit r1 is back with more features.

rabbit r1 by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 11, 2026

Scientologied

A synonym for Boeinged, when you criticise, call out or tell others about someone for doing something controversial or wrong and they sue or kill you or you disappear under mysterious circumstances, as Scientology is known to sue people who criticise it and the wife of the current leader went missing ages ago after she opposed it.

Jane was Scientologied by David after she told everyone he’d called her a bitch, whore and said her boyfriend was a dick for stealing her because he wanted to date her, etc, etc, etc, usual teenage boy and girl shite, yadda yadda yadda, and not long after, she suddenly went missing.

Scientologied by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing May 6, 2026