Apoclamite's definitions

weed wise

weed wise is the term used to describe the totally commited stoner, the man who can gear anytime, anywhere, always has rizla and other things needed to sustain his lifestyle of being stoned all day, never runs out, always has weed, can roll anything, anywhere, wind, rain, you dont know how he does it, amazing

shit bruv where are we gonna get weed from now, we have tried everyone, i know who we can use, we'll ring dave, he can get anything in a crisis, his weed wise.

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

gone with the weed

basically someone who is either lean or stoned, or getting of there heads on drugs, or someone that has devoloped a mental illness through excessive or habital smoking of cannibis

mate have you seen that film, harold and kumars, they are gone with the weed. me and my friends are getting stoned tonight we are gonna be gone with the weed. that man is acting weird, talking to himself, his gone with the weed mate.

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010

thadaciun

a way to descirbe a very large number, any amount, greater than a trillion

there would be a thadaciun amount of insects.

by Apoclamite July 7, 2010

pee sting

someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee

mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

dagenesse

this is a word to describe the people living in the essex town of dagenham

me and my family are from dagenham therefore are dagenesse. that dagenhma dave is dagenesse

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010

illegirl

a term to descirbe a girl you find attractive but is either under age, or currently unavailable, so would be wrong to try and make something happen with this girl

shit that girl is fit mate, i would love to get with her, dude she is 15 and going out with someone aswell, dam she's illegirl.

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

wirgin

the opposite of virgin, made up of the words were and virgin, because if your not a virgin then you were a virgin a long time ago so your a wirgin

shit mate have you ever had it off before, ive never seen you with a bird, course bruv im no virgin im a wirgin

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010