someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee
mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting
by Apoclamite July 10, 2010
by Apoclamite July 02, 2010
this is the mess that is always there after you have finished a session with your girl, both your secretions, and sometimes hair or other unknown objects now stain your matress or bed covers
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person
me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
An apoclamite is someone or as is the apoclamite are a people living in what is seen as the end of time or an era to which there is little too no chance of survival or recovery.
It seemed obvious that the end was nigh, yet still the apoclamite carried on regardless, not realising they were causing the problem.
by Apoclamite March 15, 2023
the dirtiest of all burps, right after someone has been stuffing there face with macdonalds or burger king, then lets out an almighty belch, and the smell is that of pure evil, makes you flap the smell away like it was a bee after you
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010