Apoclamite's definitions

release the beast

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run

mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

wirgin

the opposite of virgin, made up of the words were and virgin, because if your not a virgin then you were a virgin a long time ago so your a wirgin

shit mate have you ever had it off before, ive never seen you with a bird, course bruv im no virgin im a wirgin

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

keirse

keirse is someone who authors for urban dictionary, also a member of the facebook community, born an englishman, tottenham hotspur fc supporter, habitual stoner.

im an author and a member of the online commuinty, my name is keirse, this isnt my real name of course, this is just a pseudonym

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

dagenesse

this is a word to describe the people living in the essex town of dagenham

me and my family are from dagenham therefore are dagenesse. that dagenhma dave is dagenesse

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010

illegirl

a term to descirbe a girl you find attractive but is either under age, or currently unavailable, so would be wrong to try and make something happen with this girl

shit that girl is fit mate, i would love to get with her, dude she is 15 and going out with someone aswell, dam she's illegirl.

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

thadaciun

a way to descirbe a very large number, any amount, greater than a trillion

there would be a thadaciun amount of insects.

by Apoclamite July 7, 2010