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mate im on facebook, only want people i know on my friends list, but all these fakeface's keeping trying to add me, never seen or heard of them
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
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Get the weed merchant mug.someone who has contracted an std or a urinal tract infection etc and now has the burning sensation when they are going a wee
mate shouldnt of gone bareback with that girl, i got something of her ! mate' shut up what crabs ? nah got a pee sting
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Get the dagenhamite mug.weed wise is the term used to describe the totally commited stoner, the man who can gear anytime, anywhere, always has rizla and other things needed to sustain his lifestyle of being stoned all day, never runs out, always has weed, can roll anything, anywhere, wind, rain, you dont know how he does it, amazing
shit bruv where are we gonna get weed from now, we have tried everyone, i know who we can use, we'll ring dave, he can get anything in a crisis, his weed wise.
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Get the weed wise mug.is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person
me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable
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Get the post nuptial agreement mug.a term to descirbe a girl you find attractive but is either under age, or currently unavailable, so would be wrong to try and make something happen with this girl
shit that girl is fit mate, i would love to get with her, dude she is 15 and going out with someone aswell, dam she's illegirl.
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