Apoclamite's definitions

Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

Ron Moore

It's the word moron, flipped and made into an actual name, as in Moore Ron ! Used to describe morons, idiots, amd those lacking common sense.

Have you seen what the person is doing over there ? Their going to drop that, i bet their name is Ron Moore.

by Apoclamite March 17, 2023

99

To have a poo that has the consistency and look and is similarly emitted to that of an ice cream you had in the UK from the ice cream man, costing 99p.

I've Just had a nice easy poo, it came out like a 99 !

by Apoclamite March 16, 2023

Bete

Pronounced Betty, but it's an anagram of been everywhere tried everything. Used for everyday talk regarding looking for something you need, or mockinly for someone who's been there done it all.

Alright mate, did you try that place I suggested for that thing you were after ? Bete ! I've given up !

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023

Decandelation

Decandelation describes any type of light source that's starts to weaken or diminish in some way, be it a touch, a candle or the sun

So as you can see, we have reached dusk, the sun is now in a process of decandelation, which isn't good because my touch batteries are running out so it to is in a process of decandelation.

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023

Apoclamite

An apoclamite is someone or as is the apoclamite are a people living in what is seen as the end of time or an era to which there is little too no chance of survival or recovery.

It seemed obvious that the end was nigh, yet still the apoclamite carried on regardless, not realising they were causing the problem.

by Apoclamite March 15, 2023

Twattoo

A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo

Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous

by Apoclamite March 20, 2022