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Twattoo

A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo
Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous
by Apoclamite March 20, 2022
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fakeface

someone dodgy trying to add you as a friend on a social networking site.
mate im on facebook, only want people i know on my friends list, but all these fakeface's keeping trying to add me, never seen or heard of them
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
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post nuptial agreement

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person
me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable
by Apoclamite July 11, 2010
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Apoclamite

An apoclamite is someone or as is the apoclamite are a people living in what is seen as the end of time or an era to which there is little too no chance of survival or recovery.
It seemed obvious that the end was nigh, yet still the apoclamite carried on regardless, not realising they were causing the problem.
by Apoclamite March 15, 2023
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Bete

Pronounced Betty, but it's an anagram of been everywhere tried everything. Used for everyday talk regarding looking for something you need, or mockinly for someone who's been there done it all.
Alright mate, did you try that place I suggested for that thing you were after ? Bete ! I've given up !
by Apoclamite March 15, 2023
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Ron Moore

It's the word moron, flipped and made into an actual name, as in Moore Ron ! Used to describe morons, idiots, amd those lacking common sense.
Have you seen what the person is doing over there ? Their going to drop that, i bet their name is Ron Moore.
by Apoclamite March 17, 2023
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bitch craft

when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft
alright mate where's your girl today ? out somewhere proberly practising bitch craft
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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