Cucky pie

During a cuck threesome, the man having sex pulls out and proceeds to come on the cuck whose watching.
Would you rather A, get molested everyday for a year or get a cucky pie
by Antwan Guzzels February 03, 2024
mugGet the Cucky piemug.

flanguish

To nut (jizz, ejaculate or cumm) elegantly.
I’m gonna flanguish all over the queens face
by Antwan Guzzels August 02, 2020
mugGet the flanguishmug.

fuckable minor

This term is for someone who is between the age 18-20, since they are above the age of consent so they’re legally “fuckable” but they aren’t still treated as full adults since they cannot drink, smoke, gamble, or do other adult activities.
How old is she she doesn’t look like she’s below 19?
Don’t worry bro she’s a fuckable minor, she just turned 20 last week. Still can’t rent a car though :(
by Antwan Guzzels May 28, 2024
mugGet the fuckable minormug.

European faucet

When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass
Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.

You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best
by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018
mugGet the European faucetmug.

The nut virus

You contract the virus the first time you nut and after you nut the first time you will always be trying to jerk off. It don’t matter if you’ve survived NNN you will eventually succumb to the virus and chase the nut. Usually the Nut Virus is fueled by the hornet and no young man can escape it until the reach adult hood where the virus weakens but still lays there. In some the virus is much worse than in others but all who have nutted gave contracted the virus.
Friend 1: has your little brother fallen sick yet
Friend 2: yes I unfortunately have walked in on him Twix’s this week the Nut Virus is strong in him
Friend 1: he might need a girl to really pop that expanding ballon if horniness he’s got ever since he nutted last month for the first time.
by Antwan Guzzels August 24, 2020
mugGet the The nut virusmug.

Brooklyn Ostrich

When your dick is so big that it’s hard to wear certain clothes so you tuck your dick between your legs and nestle him up your asshole to save space and allow the use of many other types of clothes
OG mudbone’s 12 inch penis would probably hang down near his knees so if he wore shorts his dick would be out so if he tucks it in his ass it won’t go below his tant this using the Brooklyn ostrich
by Antwan Guzzels October 16, 2021
mugGet the Brooklyn Ostrichmug.

Urethral Eulogy

Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.
Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family
by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024
mugGet the Urethral Eulogymug.