Antwan Guzzels's definitions
Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.
Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”
by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024
Get the Urethral Eulogymug. Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares
Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”
by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024
Get the moo-lestationmug. When you turn you shower faucet on to the intense setting and bend over in the shower while spreading your cheeks with your hands and letting the water shoot the turds out of your ass
Friend-Yo you shit so fast did you even wipe.
You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best
You-No I am just gonna give myself a European faucet in the shower.
Friend-Oh good those are the best
by Antwan Guzzels November 30, 2018
Get the European faucetmug. by Antwan Guzzels August 2, 2020
Get the flanguishmug. This term is for someone who is between the age 18-20, since they are above the age of consent so they’re legally “fuckable” but they aren’t still treated as full adults since they cannot drink, smoke, gamble, or do other adult activities.
How old is she she doesn’t look like she’s below 19?
Don’t worry bro she’s a fuckable minor, she just turned 20 last week. Still can’t rent a car though :(
Don’t worry bro she’s a fuckable minor, she just turned 20 last week. Still can’t rent a car though :(
by Antwan Guzzels May 28, 2024
Get the fuckable minormug. During a cuck threesome, the man having sex pulls out and proceeds to come on the cuck whose watching.
by Antwan Guzzels February 3, 2024
Get the Cucky piemug. To rape some out anger and hatred, not to gain any sexual satisfaction. In fact I’m most cases the hater does not even ejaculate!
Person 1- “I can’t believe they only shot bin Laden and didn’t torture him”
Person 2- “yeah I would’ve hate raped that bitch while feeding him pork”
Person 2- “yeah I would’ve hate raped that bitch while feeding him pork”
by Antwan Guzzels November 27, 2023
Get the Hate rapemug.