Antonio's definitions

sigfrido

A man who will one day redefine the meaning of his name. A man who is of latino heritage. An important person

As in: hey man have u hear dof this guy name SIGFRIDO i heard one day he will be some kind of important person.

by Antonio January 12, 2005

Chariots of Fire

The act of sprinting to the crapper when you feel the burning diarrhea in your colon about to explode.

"Yesterday in school I had the biggest Chariots of Fire."
"I no you ran over me."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Idaho roadblock

A preemptive shielding of the asshole, be it the use of duct tape or plaster, to prevent ass rapage in a bad neighborhood. It is called the Idaho roadblock because it was first implemented in Boise.

"I perfected the Idaho roadblock before going to Camden."
"Good move."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Efren 'Bata' Reyes

World's greatest billiard player; comes from the country the Philippines

Man 1: Dude did you see Efren 'Bata' Reyes pull off that impossible cue stick trick?
Man 2: I know! That's some crazy shit man!

by Antonio October 30, 2006

Anthology

A religion started by the coolest person in the world

I so believe in Anthology

by Antonio August 28, 2004

Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Bakersfield

The Hell(boredom)hole KoRn hailed from

In Bakersfield if you were not a jock, then you're screwed with boredom!

by Antonio March 19, 2004