Antenna Wilde's definitions
(coined by Antenna Wilde)
1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008
Get the dinglesoftmug. The game takes place in a garage. There are 2 players. It is very much like racquetball, except the racquet is your hand.
The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.
You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.
You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.
Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.
The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.
You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.
You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.
Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.
Joe: Wanna play dodgeball?
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!
by Antenna Wilde February 17, 2008
Get the garageballmug. (verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
Get the clubber langemug. (noun, verb. coined by Jumbo Jay)
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.
(verb) Joey passed out and woke up to a slobber knobbin.
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
Get the slobber knobbinmug. verb.
1. Mugged by gangsters. 2. The bending, twisting or wrecking of something, usually mechanical but also relating to the body.
1. Mugged by gangsters. 2. The bending, twisting or wrecking of something, usually mechanical but also relating to the body.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
Get the gangkedmug. (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.
2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.
2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008
Get the knotty grinmug. Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
Get the Chocolate Santamug.