That carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying I've ever seen.
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
Get the carpet jockey mug.When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
Get the free Willy mug.The game takes place in a garage. There are 2 players. It is very much like racquetball, except the racquet is your hand.
The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.
You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.
You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.
Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.
The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.
You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.
You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.
Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.
Joe: Wanna play dodgeball?
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!
by Antenna Wilde February 17, 2008
Get the garageball mug.(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.
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A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.
(verb) Joey passed out and woke up to a slobber knobbin.
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!
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1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.
2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.
2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
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