Definitions by Anonymouse🐀

Dick Crapper 

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

Dick Crapper by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Pussy 

A kind of cat.

I got a pussy-cat

Pussy by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Hypocrite 

Someone that tells you to stop doing something, when they are doing it themselves.

Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.

Hypocrite by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

Hot 

A spicy food
Something with a high temperature
Me

I'm hotter than you'll ever be.

Hot by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Bitch 

A female dog

I got a bitch over the summer. We sleep together. Dirty mind

Bitch by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Ass 

A donkey.

On our ranch we have an ass. Big and beautiful, it is.
Dirty mind

Ass by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Mad

My brother is mad. He is mad that his definitions on urban dictionary got rejected.
I'm writing this to piss him off.

My bro is mad. It is funny.

Mad by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018