I Am Rich

An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:

"I am rich
I deserv it sic

I am good,
healthy &
successful"

OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!

by Anonymous938743 October 07, 2008

woof woof

The sound a dog makes.

Dog: "Woof woof!"

by Anonymous938743 November 07, 2014

lollygagging

A very heinous crime in Skyrim. Guards make this quite clear.

No lollygagging.

by Anonymous938743 September 03, 2012

awesomeface

That smiley you always see on the Internet. Search on Google Images to see the one I mean.

I wonder where the awesomeface came from...

by Anonymous938743 October 13, 2009

tumah

Not the most likely cause of a headache.

It's NOT a TUMAH!

by Anonymous938743 September 10, 2009

Woodcock-Johnson

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010

noclip

An abusive admin's primary mode of transportation.

The enemy base is locked, and I don't feel like walking there. Noclip time!

by Anonymous938743 May 13, 2010