I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

Footslach

Means when you have femos, also orange feet.

I was walking barefoot and I guy named Eli saw my feet and said my feet are Footslach (it looked orange)

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 09, 2025

Olga

The family’s au pair, who likely arrived here illegally and has the appearance of a heavy-set Aztec Mexican woman. When you encounter her again, even if it’s just a fleeting glance later in life, there’s a chance you can get really bad voodoo, especially if you happen to see her in the lazy river.

"My cousin and I saw olga in the lazy river in Florida and she laughed at us when the water sprayed us and then we got voodoo from it.

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025

Acha’abadash

White hairy monkey

I was in an elevator at a bar mitzvah and a young stupid kid was fighting with people and kept saying Acha’abadash. He was calling us a white hairy monkey in his language

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 10, 2025

Barosian

Means the pre-show, the pre-movies (the trailers basically) before the actual movie starts

I went to the movies and I was startled but the amount of trailers that were going on. I was sitting there for awhile thinking of what word can that be. It has to be some sort of thing. I came of with the word Barosian

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 10, 2025

Ashgash Muof

Synonymous with:

Ashgash muyosh

Ashgash shmushshmash

Means: giving or receiving head

And discovered by Orlando brown when first giving head

Dude gave me the Ashgash muof

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 12, 2025

Celcelibet

It’s a look or feeling of dismay of being shocked or appalled after hearing something horrific.

Hoda kotb said celcelibet out of shock from Jaime Lee curtises horrific story

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 02, 2025