Definitions by Anonymous

grass ninja 

A person shrouded head to toe in rags and carrying a weed-wacker or other weapon. Commonly sighted on U.S. military bases in Japan.

grass ninja by Anonymous October 5, 2003

shit one 

Produce or procure something.

What, no hall pass? You better shit one!

shit one by Anonymous October 5, 2003

one-eyed butt pirate 

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

one-eyed butt pirate by Anonymous October 5, 2003

soccer 

A game which the world loves... even Americans. If not, how can you explain the success the US "soccer" team had in Japan/Korea 2002?

soccer by Anonymous October 5, 2003

captain planet

A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.

Boy: Those evildoers are releasing pollution into the water. Boy, they had better watch out for Captain Planet.
Man: It's not evildoers, it's the local oil business. And Captain Planet is fictional.

captain planet by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Club Becton 

A group of guys from NCSU that is better than you at everything.

Club Becton owns your life.

Club Becton by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Loose Shifter 

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.

Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.

Loose Shifter by Anonymous October 5, 2003