Definitions by Anonymous
uzzard
liposuction
hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.
hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?
liposuction by Anonymous September 6, 2003
Thong
1.underwear that makes guys horny when they see the strings pulled up and the cheeks of an ass when a girl wheres a dress on a windy day
2. Panties that girls where so that they leave a less distinct pantyline so they dont look like there wearing grandma panties in booty shorts
2. Panties that girls where so that they leave a less distinct pantyline so they dont look like there wearing grandma panties in booty shorts