Anonymous 's definitions

crackilate

to define what's going on

What's crackilatin'

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Flog the Dolphin

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

microcock

Very, very small (micro) penis.

With so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see Joe's microcock. You'd need a microscope to find it.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Nalgene

noun of measurement, indicating a liter of a particular liquid. From the popular liter-sized water bottle brand.

I had half a Nalgene of beer last night.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Ice Princess

A woman who is very beautiful, but very cold.

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has been called one in the media, as well as played "ice princess" roles in her films, i.e. Great Expectations.

by Anonymous March 27, 2004

Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

god

Existence. Christianity and all religions know it exists, but religions use rules and other cult-like plans to control life. Whatever god is, he ain't gonna put you in some place to burn for an eternity. Makes no sense.

god damnit

by anonymous July 31, 2003