Anonymous 's definitions

schmeck

Gay motherfucker, frequently the object of affection of the men of Boston. Frequently plays with PuBEs.

"Yah, I know Schmeck, I used to do him up the ass." -Job

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

turkey

an UNATTRACTIVE GIRL..straight up UGLY and NASTY

Joe - yo I'm sorry I couldn't come to that party last night. I miss out?
Bob - Nahh .. you didn't. It's koo cuz' they was all turkeys anyway.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

lamping

See 'Cold Lamping'

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

lachrymology

the science of crying as a therapy.
The philosophy/religion known as Lachrymology, founded in the 1940s by Ronald P. Vincent. Lachrymology translates literally to "the study of crying". Advancement is through pain--emotional and physical

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Bagel

a product used for managing male back hair

Fred used the bagel to manage his back hair.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Doom

A subgenre of heavy metal that tends towards slower tempos, and often favors mood and feel over flashy technique. Typically it comes in two flavors, gothic and stoner, although both are heavily indebted to Black Sabbath.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

:B

An internet face used to symbolize smart-assness.

Hello there. I got a 96% on my science test :B

by Anonymous August 29, 2003