Anonymous 's definitions

monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

jocking

to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone

Brandon, constantly laughing, smiling, lightly touching and generally talking up a storm, was jocking Amanda.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

boobla

A wierd friend, male or female. Somebody you can play tummy-tag with and it doesn't end up sexual.

Jennifer and her boobla wrote their name and number on ping-pong balls and shot them into guys cars while cruising.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

mulva

see gipple

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.

"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Stu

One who is 2 inches,.................................. from the floor

stu is gay B

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

lebeauxing

to fondel or suck on another's penis.

Bill: are you up for some lebeauxing?
Jill: Sounds good to me!

by Anonymous May 6, 2003