f-teen

The age at which a young lady(a teenager) is considered a 'viable' conquest by a grown man.

"Hey, Adam, how old is that younger sister of yours?"

"She's not f-teen yet mo-fo, so stay the fuck away from her."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa... you thought that girl with her learners permit was f-teen. Isn't your sister almost out of high school?"

"Yeah... go ahead and mac down on her..."

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

MaTriX

The Matrix is a system we "humans" are the battery to the Matrix so that means the more people in the matrix the more power it gets. However the real world is enslaved by machines and theres a war between human and machine. The One(Neo) is the only person who can end this war.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Comalapa

The international airport of El Salvador.

Chero # 1: so you gonna land at Comalapa tomorrow?

Chero # 2: fuck yeah, holmes!

by anonymous April 25, 2005

Ricky Tiefenbach

Aging basketball player...

Ricky used to be kinda good at basketball, but the drugs took their toll.

by Anonymous April 02, 2003

Hand me my iron

Give me my shank (or any other kind of weapon

oh thats funny huh? Earl hand me my iron

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

rott

Short for Rottweiler; having loyalty and being aggressive in nature when threatened.

He's like rott when you knock him about his girl.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

assfog

A, real shitty word if you ask me...some say it means when you blow a fart the green cloud that results

When that dude farted I saw his assfog

by Anonymous July 30, 2003