Dream Job

The most rigged television game show ever. Everybody knows Matt Bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. He's just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.

Dream Job winners don't ever do Sportscenter.

by anonymous March 05, 2005

metrosexual

A male or female that is hetersexual (straight) and has tendancies of the opposite sex.

Ben Affleck has 50 pairs of shoes, gets a manicure, and spends too much time in the bathroom in the mornings.

by Anonymous August 06, 2003

whackasella

Some thing or person that is whack (which means really good or really bad).

That's a whackasella of a car, yo.

by Anonymous August 07, 2003

Pemp

A penguin and best friend.

see John Berger

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

supersoaker

A large plastic gun that shoots lots of water.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

stuyvesant

A place for people with no social lives.

I should have gone there. But I didn't get a 48834634896786 on the exam.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

schnietingell

a person of immense proportions, of the clinically obese category

your mum is a schnietingell

by Anonymous February 12, 2003