Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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desqzel

a close friend or family member who is also an attorney. complex encapsulation of abbreviated version of formal 'esquire'. likely to be perforated by russian mafia.
hold your horses, my desqzel is on the way and we'll get it all straightened out.
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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Oprah

Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.
Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.
by anonymous September 19, 2004
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staralfur

1. a song by the amazing band Sigur Ros that deals with elves at bed time.

2. A feeling of complete relaxation
man 1:i feel like i'm floating in an ocean with creatures of light swimming all around me

man 2: that's called staralfur man...
by anonymous February 02, 2005
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Fyfer

A person who swaps manly stories with strange men in an attempt to satisfy his attention cravings. Can be dangerous / mean.
M. Jackson's such a Fyfer.
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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Sonia

A beautiful girl from Portugal who is bilingual, pretty, smart, friendly, charming, and mostly nice. This one is a thin person.
Check out Sonia. Yeah she's beautiful
by anonymous February 13, 2004
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Darren Sproles

too small for the NFL
Darren Sproles had to play in the CFL because he wasn't drafted in the 2005 NFL draft because he was too small.
by anonymous September 01, 2004
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