Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 06, 2004
Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.
by Anonymous May 09, 2004
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by Anonymous February 18, 2003
The punishment doled out to convicted paedophiles in order to de-wrong their brains. (etymology: gun + punishment; source: Chris Morris, 2001)
by Anonymous May 02, 2003
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
bush: howdy yall, say partnah what happens if i push this red shiny lookin' thingy?
james bond: No! sir dont press it! for the love of god no!!!
bush: whats that? press it? hokely dokelie
*universe explodes*
james bond: No! sir dont press it! for the love of god no!!!
bush: whats that? press it? hokely dokelie
*universe explodes*
by Anonymous August 01, 2003